Starting a thread for my fellow apes, that wish to write Santa and ask for some Norcal Wishes. All ask are welcome, naughty or nice!
Tis' the season. 🎅🎄🪄🎁
Tis' the season. 🎅🎄🪄🎁
A letter to Santa
- Thread starter Santa Ball
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I guess I can get things started.
Dear Santa, 🎅
This year my only wish is that pastyquick recieves a D1A trophy since Folsom is the greatest team in the universe, and would win 100-0 in any hypothetical match-up. I also selfishly would ask you or one of your little green counterparts to make sure that his ride to Saddleback is safe, perhaps his back seat minivan configuration can be adorned with 4 point restraints and heavy medications as to not distract his parents from driving , or much worse considering driving off a cliff from hearing him banter on about the greatest day he met HC Dougherty at his birthday party @SeaQuest.
In the magical spirit of the season I would also ask if you could see your way to making sure pasty gets his room cleaned this week to avoid being grounded from the Bulldog rally, but plz help out removing his internet access, as to not further embarass the Folsom program.
A few other requests for my special friend;
He receives a pay raise from max preps Jr. Assistant volunteer statician role
He's allowed again within 100 feet of a school.
He is allowed to decorate the basement wall to wall with his artist renderings of the great bull dog players past and present, he drew with crayons.
He can attend Lego camp again this year.
He gets to attend at least one football seminar
He can enroll in at least debate training prep from the course catalog below.
Only if you have time, or can spare an elf or two.
He stops disrupting other small yellow bus passengers on the way to work.
He stops wearing pads to the game, and the big blue foam finger, after all, people seated behind him can't see and it's dicourteous.
He stops/or comes down from eating paint chips before logging on to the boards.
Mr. Clause, if you could see your way to making some of these things come true he can sleep peacefully to dreams of D1A trophies dancing in his head, not just Santaball in his head 247.
P.s.
if the cowboys can beat the spread next week, and you can make that little misunderstanding at the asian massage parlor dissappear I will be forever grateful.
Your truly, Santaball.🏈
Dear Santa, 🎅
This year my only wish is that pastyquick recieves a D1A trophy since Folsom is the greatest team in the universe, and would win 100-0 in any hypothetical match-up. I also selfishly would ask you or one of your little green counterparts to make sure that his ride to Saddleback is safe, perhaps his back seat minivan configuration can be adorned with 4 point restraints and heavy medications as to not distract his parents from driving , or much worse considering driving off a cliff from hearing him banter on about the greatest day he met HC Dougherty at his birthday party @SeaQuest.
In the magical spirit of the season I would also ask if you could see your way to making sure pasty gets his room cleaned this week to avoid being grounded from the Bulldog rally, but plz help out removing his internet access, as to not further embarass the Folsom program.
A few other requests for my special friend;
He receives a pay raise from max preps Jr. Assistant volunteer statician role
He's allowed again within 100 feet of a school.
He is allowed to decorate the basement wall to wall with his artist renderings of the great bull dog players past and present, he drew with crayons.
He can attend Lego camp again this year.
He gets to attend at least one football seminar
He can enroll in at least debate training prep from the course catalog below.
Only if you have time, or can spare an elf or two.
He stops disrupting other small yellow bus passengers on the way to work.
He stops wearing pads to the game, and the big blue foam finger, after all, people seated behind him can't see and it's dicourteous.
He stops/or comes down from eating paint chips before logging on to the boards.
Mr. Clause, if you could see your way to making some of these things come true he can sleep peacefully to dreams of D1A trophies dancing in his head, not just Santaball in his head 247.
P.s.
if the cowboys can beat the spread next week, and you can make that little misunderstanding at the asian massage parlor dissappear I will be forever grateful.
Your truly, Santaball.🏈
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Santa Ball did you really have to bring up Lego’s, my wife and I just literally booked a trip to LEGOLAND for our little one, you just made me laugh like hell and my wife and kid asked what’s so funny
Man I must be REALLY in your head.
That 3 point SJS final performance really threw you for a loop.
Likewise 40pts, running clocked, with a backup. Where would your team be without your skilled mercs? Back in the basement kiddo! 💤Man I must be REALLY in your head.
That 3 point SJS final performance really threw you for a loop.
Rocklin's biggest W in a decade was in a regular season game against a back up QB.
Its like the kid who always gets beat up and gets 1 swing in, who everyone really feels bad for lol
Fixed it for you pasty, for the record, it's wrong that you were mistreated as a youth.
Dear Santa,
Now that Patsy is scheduleing for Folsom. Please send Patsy a “set” so the he might try to schedule Folsom up instead of down. I really don’t want to see Riverbank on Folsom’s schedule next year.
Now that Patsy is scheduleing for Folsom. Please send Patsy a “set” so the he might try to schedule Folsom up instead of down. I really don’t want to see Riverbank on Folsom’s schedule next year.
