That reminds of wayyyy back, when my school Berean Christian was still Regular Baptist HS... When I was going there ('74 grad), the school, which had no gym and rented one for the boys' games, the girls played their home games after school on the blacktop. Interest eventually waned, and they didn't have a girls' team for a few years.
When the league decided (probably due to Title 9), to have the schools field girls' teams around 1980-ish, the school had tryouts... and FOUR girls showed up. Obviously, no team was created... until the league stepped in after a few Eagles forfeits of league games and said, "If you want to have softball in the spring, you better do something to get a team out there!" (or words to that effect). That could NOT happen... Our girls' softball team was solid for a small-school team, there was a lot of participation, etc.
Well... They pulled a girl from the cheerleading squad and managed to scrounge up a couple others... I was at the first game... NOT pretty! Our girls were totally winded after a few trips up and down the court, and we probably had at least 50 turnovers. Nobody could shoot, nobody knew how to get in a defensive stance... Nastiest thing I ever sat through. And it's not like we were playing Mitty, it was some other dinky school in our league.
But we made them LOOK like Mitty!
Ouch.
Y'all may go ahead and look the other way, and go back to the MC subject.
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