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Let's hear it for dodgeball

colhenrylives

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Yes, dodgeball. The sport you know and love for its devotion to personal humiliation and degradation continues to have a better chance of being played by the preps (outdoors) than football and certain other traditional competitive athletic endeavors, based on the state's virus guidelines. At least that's the latest confirmation coming from the governor's office. Bring us Patches O'Houlihan ASAP. We need you now more than ever.
 
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Yes, dodgeball. The sport you know and love for its devotion to personal humiliation and degradation continues to have a better chance of being played by the preps (outdoors) than football and certain other traditional competitive athletic endeavors, based on the state's virus guidelines. At least that's the latest confirmation coming from the governor's office. Bring us Patches O'Houlihan ASAP. We need you now more than ever.

Heck playground staples like dodgeball and smear the queer were wiped out well before the Covid situation.
 
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