Yes, dodgeball. The sport you know and love for its devotion to personal humiliation and degradation continues to have a better chance of being played by the preps (outdoors) than football and certain other traditional competitive athletic endeavors, based on the state's virus guidelines. At least that's the latest confirmation coming from the governor's office. Bring us Patches O'Houlihan ASAP. We need you now more than ever.
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